Same here. But props to them. They're in a place where they get exposed to automotive culture (at least on the internet), find out how they can get exposure to the automotive community outside of the net, and be free to ask questions about cars and wrenching. » 4/20/14 5:16pm Yesterday 5:16pm

I can deduce by inductive reasoning (whoever threw deduce into the English vocabulary needs to be slapped very hard, by the way — it makes talking about formal logic hard) that all assistant managers will be named Jimmy. And they'll all be far too old for their job. » 4/10/14 3:39pm 4/10/14 3:39pm

Get pulled over. Because then random people on the road laugh at you, your friends won't let you live it down (unless they've been there before), and your insurance company will berate you like a concerned mother. » 4/10/14 11:35am 4/10/14 11:35am

Same here, but then again, puck possession is the center of Mike Babcock's game plan, and always has been. I think the Red Wings' team build is the polar opposite of the Maple Leafs; to hell with grit and hitting, let's control the flow and play the game our way. » 4/07/14 2:16pm 4/07/14 2:16pm